Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. -

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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Submitted By: Woody Allen quotes

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

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