may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

Can I even get a fake number?

Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.

Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Do you know how to use a whip?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

I want to call your mother and thank her.

What do you like for breakfast?

Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Without my glasses, you couldn't pass for a female.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you're hot!

You look a lot like my future wife.

Don't be so picky....I wasn't!

Can I lick that film off your teeth?

Those must be space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!

Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.

Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.

Don't stop! I don't usually get to see beauty in motion.

Falling for you would be a very short trip.

Your place or your place? Because my place is a dump!

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.

Are you religious? You're the answer to my prayers.

I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Don't you know me from somewhere?

When God said, "Let there be woman," he created you.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Mind if I talk to you until it's safe down there where I farted?

Why don't you come sit in my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

I lost my teddy bear! Will you sleep with me tonight?

You stole my heart. That's OK, though - I have another one at home in the fridge.

Can you please scratch my back? My arms are far too muscular for me to reach.

What pickup line actually works on you?

I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look anyway.

You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.

You've been a bad boy. Go to my room.

You're ugly but you intrigue me.