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| After all is said and done, usually more is said than done. | |
| It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. | |
| Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. | |
| Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny | |
| Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. | |
| ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK: | |
| A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee. | |
| If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms. | |
| Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark. | |
| COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key | |
| My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. | |
| Best file compression around: "DEL ." = 100% compression | |
| As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. | |
| Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups. | |
| E Pluribus Modem | |
| A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available. | |
| An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting. | |
| Does fuzzy logic tickle? | |
| A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord. | |
| 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium. | |
| SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . . | |
| Ultimate office automation: networked coffee. | |
| RAM disk is not an installation procedure. | |
| All computers wait at the same speed. | |
| DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors. | |
| E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage. | |
| Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!! | |
| Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. | |
| "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 | |
| DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS | |
| Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... | |
| Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven. | |
| We lose a little on every sale but we will make it up on volume | |
| The thing to remember about Marketing in general is the 2-drink minimum | |
| Market research is for the obedience of the foolish and the guidance of the wise | |
| I am not selling bibles - but I think I´ve some solutions to your office | |
| Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support for a lifetime | |
| Born free . . . Taxed to death | |
| I don't work here. I'm a consultant | |
| All work and no play, will make you a manager | |
| No job is so simple that it can't be done wrong | |
| When your work speaks for itself don't interrupt | |
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