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| If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress? | |
| If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? | |
| If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? | |
| Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? | |
| Who was Sadie Hawkins? | |
| What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way? | |
| If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn? | |
| If you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy, would you get a rash of good luck? | |
| If all the world's a stage, and all the people players, why isn't there better acting on 'Baywatch'? | |
| If a no-armed man has a gun, is he armed? | |
| Why is the sky blue? | |
| Where does the rainbow begin? | |
| Does the sun go to sleep at night? | |
| Why are oranges orange? | |
| Do the doors at the grocery store open by magic? | |
| Will a watermelon grow in my stomach if I swallow its seeds? | |
| Do animals get married? | |
| Why don’t we rotate but the Earth does? | |
| How do the stripes get into toothpaste? | |
| Why is there no warm ice cream? | |
| If you got into a taxi and the driver starts driving backwards, does she/he owe you money? | |
| What do the rich need but the poor have? | |
| How Did they Write The Old Testament If There Weren't Any Paper Or Pencils? | |
| Who Wrote The Bible? | |
| Why Do Some People Die Before They Are Old? | |
| Why Do Bad Things Happen to People? | |
| How Do We Know That What The Bible Says Is True? | |
| Why Do We Have The Bible? | |
| How Come God Makes Storms With Lightening And Thunder? | |
| Why Does God Let Wars Happen? | |
| Why Does God Let Us Get Sick? | |
| If We Are Running Out Of Trees, Why Doesn't God Just Make More? | |
| Does God Know About People Who are Hungry? | |
| Why Do Brothers and Sisters Fight? | |
| Why Do You Get Mad At Me If You Have Jesus In Your Heart? | |
| What Is Evil? | |
| What Do Angels Really Look Like? | |
| When I Die, Will I Become An Angel? | |
| What Does My Angel Do? | |
| Who is the Devil? | |
| Why is the Devil After Us? | |
| What are Demons? | |
| Will I Ever Get A Demon? | |
| If We Went High Enough In The Sky, Would We Find Heaven? | |
| What is Heaven Like? | |
| Is there a McDonald's in Heaven? | |
| Will I Have My Same Name In Heaven? | |
| If God Gives Us Everything We Ask For, Then How Come We Don't Have Everything? | |
| How Can God Hear Everyone's Prayers At Once? | |
| How Do You Get Jesus In Your Heart? | |
| Will All Of My Friends Go To Heaven? | |
| What Does God Want Us To Do? | |
| Why Did Jesus Dress So Funny? | |
| How Did Jesus Walk On Water? | |
| Does God Have Friends Or Is He Alone? | |
| Where Does God Live? | |
| Does God See Everything That We Do? | |
| How Did God Make Adam And Eve? | |
| Why Did God Create The World? | |
| How Does God Make The Sun And Moon Go Up And Down? | |
| Did God Make People In Outer Space? | |
| Why Did God Make Mosquitoes? | |
| Why Do Sharks Eat People? | |
| If God Made Spiders, Why Do People Squish Them? | |
| Why Did God Make People Red And Yellow, Black And White? | |
| Were There Dinosaurs On The Ark? | |
| How Did God Create The Earth? | |
| Did God Know Adam And Eve Were Going To Sin?? | |
| Why Didn't Adam Die When God Said He Would? | |
| Why Did Adam And Eve Eat The Forbidden Fruit If God Said Not To? | |
| How Did Adam Know What To Name The Animals? | |
| How Did God Make Everyone Else After Adam And Eve? | |
| What Did Adam And Eve "Dress" The Land With? | |
| Why Did God Make People? | |
| Dad, Why Do I Need Two Fathers, You And God? | |
| Can Christians Hear God Talking To Them? | |
| Why Can't We See God? | |
| Who Created God? | |
| Does God Sleep, Or Does He Just Rest? | |
| What Does God Look Like? | |
| Why Didn't God Just Forgive Everybody? | |
| Why Did Jesus Get Tempted By The Devil? | |
| Why Does Jesus Want Us To Follow Him? | |
| Why Do They Call It Good Friday If That's The Day Jesus Died? | |
| Why Did God Let Them Hurt Jesus? | |
| Why Did They Beat Up Jesus? | |
| Why Do I Feel Afraid If Jesus Is With Me? | |
| If Jesus Died On The Cross, How Can He Be Alive Today? | |
| Did Jesus Ever Do Anything Bad When He Was Little? | |
| Did Jesus Really Live Just Like Me, Or Was He Pretend? | |
| Do God And Jesus Cry? | |
| How Can God Be Three Persons And One Person At The Same Time? | |
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