Dave and his wife had returned from their honeymoon and were settling
down in their new apartment.
Coming home from work one night the landlady met Dave in the hallway and said,
"I have a couple of extra tickets to a play in town tonight, and I wonder if you
and your new
bride would like to have them?"
"I'll ask her," Dave responded. He opened the door to his apartment and called
out, "Honey, would you like to see 'Oliver Twist' tonight?"
"No way!!," his bride retorted, "If you show me one more trick with that thing,
I'm going home to Mother!"
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