A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain
at a bar. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes
when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair
and says,
'I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes,
ass hole. What makes you think you can stereotype women that
way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with
their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women
like me from being respected at work and in my community, of
reaching my full potential as a person... because you and your
kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only
blondes but also women in general, all in the name of humor'
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde
pipes up, 'You stay out of this mister. I'm talking to that midget
on your knee.' |
