When asked by the police how many times she hit Tiger, Elin replied “I’m not
sure, put me down for a 5″
I think Tiger needs a new driver, his current shaft keeps getting him in
trouble!
I read that the PGA are now investigating Tiger for having too many “woodies” in
his bag!
Tiger and Elin will get back together because she is already hitting on him.
After scoring a couple of beautiful birdies earlier on, Tiger finds himself in
serious trouble at the last hole, coming home.
Did Elin use a “rescue club” to extract him from the Escalade?
Tiger was found exactly two club lengths from his car due to a lost ball penalty
– if the cops would have arrived a minute later he’d have lost the other one as
well.
Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went
clubbing.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a
wood and an iron.
Tiger’s tip for wayward golfers: never ask your wife to keep track of your
balls.
I always knew Woods was a better putter than driver.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in
one.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 300
yards.
If Elin really did whack Tiger a couple of times with a golf club, it would have
been in line with the rules of golf: there’s a 2-stroke penalty for playing the
wrong hole.
Hey Adidas, this is Tiger, Nike found your number in my phone. I need you to
change your name…
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