Harvey’s grandfather clock suddenly
stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock
repair shop.
In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German
accent. He asks Harvey, “Vat sims to be ze problem?”
Harvey says, “I’m not sure, but it doesn’t go ‘tick-tocktick -tock’ anymore. Now
it just goes ‘tick…tick…tick.’”
The old man says, “Mmm-Hm!” and steps behind the counter, where he rummages
around a bit. He emerges with a huge flashlight and walks over the grandfather
clock.
He turns the flashlight on, and shines it directly into the clocks face. Then he
says in a menacing voice, “Ve haf vays of making you tock!”
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