The family wheeled Grandma out
on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were
taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when
she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so
some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her
right.
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family
grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.
Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then
tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A grandson who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, "Hi Grandma,
you're looking good! How are they treating you?"
Grandma took out her little note pad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew,
"They won't let me fart. |
