A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign
out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF
PROSTITUTION 10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second
thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF
PROSTITUTION 5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a
third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side
of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door
reading: SISTERS OF ST.
FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long
black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and I was interested in possibly
doing business...."
"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages
and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man,
"Please knock on
this door."
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the
door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through the
large wooden door at the
end of the hallway."
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door
pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back in the
parking lot facing
another sign:
IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU
RIGHT, SINNER!
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