The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes
on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king
who was a very important client. The client out of the
blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is
quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss
told her, don't reject the guy outright.
So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the
businessman from wanting to marry her. After a few
minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry
you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement
ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching
200-carat diamond tiara." The African king pauses for
awhile. Then, he nods his head and says, "No problem! I
have. I have." Realizing her first condition was too
easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me
a 100-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I
want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine
country in France." The African king pauses for awhile.
He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers
in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods
his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build."
Realizing that she only has one last condition, the
secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one.
She takes her time to think and finally she gets an
idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes,
looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like
sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch member."
The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with
his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the
while muttering in African dialect.
Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king
shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the
woman, "Okay, okay. I will cut it. I will cut it." |
