On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, a girl goes
straight to
her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother. When she asks how
her
grandfather died, her grandmother replies, “He had a heart attack while we were
making
love on Sunday morning.”
Horrified, the girl says, “Two people nearly 100 years old having sex! Surely
that’s asking
for trouble?” “Oh no, my dear,” replies granny. “Many years ago we realizing we
should
slow down. We found the best time to do it was just as the church bells start to
ring.
They have just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even, simply in on the Ding
and out
on the Dong.” Wiping away a tear she continues, “and if that god dam ice cream
van
hadn’t showed up, he’d still be alive today!”
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