Category: Other Jokes

1. THE DOCTOR : because he says :
"Take off your clothes"

2. THE DENTIST : because he says :
"Open wide"

3. THE HAIRDRESSER : because he says :
"Do you want it teased or blown?"

4. THE MILKMAN : because he says :
"Do you want it in the front or the back?"

5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR : because he says :
"Once it's in, you'll love it"

6. THE STOCK BROKER: because he says:
"It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again"

7. THE BANKER : because he says :
"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

8. THE HUNTER : because he says :
"I go deep in the bush, shoot twice and always eat what I shoot"

9. THE AT&T GUY : because he says :
"Would you like it on the table or against the wall?"

Submitted By: Callie