A travelling salesman was just about to check in at a hotel when he noticed a
very attractive woman giving him the eye. He casually walked over to her and
spoke to her as though he had known her all his life. A few minutes later, they
both walked back to the desk and registered as Mr. and Mrs.
After a three day stay, he returned to the desk and advised the clerk that he
was checking out. The clerk then presented him with a bill in the amount of
$1800.
"There must be some mistake here," the man protested. "I've only been here for
three days."
"Yes, sir," the clerk replied, "but your wife has been here for a month!" |