Category: Point to be Noted

"The most erotic experience a woman over 35 can have is:
a) having her knees rubbed with sour cream
b) simultaneously using the food processor, the blender, and the microwave
c) reading a sex quiz



A marriage is in trouble when the husband brings home from the video store:
a) Kitten with a Whip
b) Sex Slaves of New Haven
c) Emmanuelle II meets Rocky IV


Condoms are not recommended for use:
a) before the 15th of the month
b) after the 15th of the month
c) immediately after sex
d) as birthday party decorations


Religious families generally have large families because:
a) they generally have more children
b) they just have natural rhythm
c) the Bible forbids television


The Bible condemns homosexuals because:
a) they go to the theater a lot
b) they look too much like heterosexuals
c) they don't keep two sets of clothes
d) it's impossible to determine who should take out the garbage


After their 30th birthday, fewer than 10 % of women ever achieve:
a) multiple orchids
b) a satisfactory weight-loss program
c) a job that pays as much as a man's
d) comfortable shoes


It is not uncommon for the average male to worry about the size of his:
a) bank account
b) piano
c) office
d) necktie




An erogenous zone is an area where:
a) women tend to fall asleep
b) women tend to develop sudden headaches
c) men tend to laugh before the punchline
d) it is forbidden to park your rogenous


At least 50 % of males suffer from premature:
a) emasculation
b) matriculation
c) baldness
d) laughter before the punchline


Judeo-Christian tradition frowns on:
a) premarital sex
b) post-marital sex
c) the opposite sex
d) carnal knowledge with non-kosher animals


The average frequency of sexual relations is:
a) 78.8 megahertz
b) 92.3 kilohertz
c) 98.4 oyithertz
d) depends on your Italian ice-cream level


Which is not considered erotic vocabulary:
a) doo-doo
b) thingamajig
c) wee-wee
d) woogie-woogie


In your personal experience, sex is:
a) overrated but undersupplied
b) oversupplied but not overpriced
c) over there but not over here over
 

Submitted By: Thomson