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"The most erotic experience a woman over 35 can have is:
a) having her knees rubbed with sour cream
b) simultaneously using the food processor, the blender, and the microwave
c) reading a sex quiz
A marriage is in trouble when the husband brings home from the video store:
a) Kitten with a Whip
b) Sex Slaves of New Haven
c) Emmanuelle II meets Rocky IV
Condoms are not recommended for use:
a) before the 15th of the month
b) after the 15th of the month
c) immediately after sex
d) as birthday party decorations
Religious families generally have large families because:
a) they generally have more children
b) they just have natural rhythm
c) the Bible forbids television
The Bible condemns homosexuals because:
a) they go to the theater a lot
b) they look too much like heterosexuals
c) they don't keep two sets of clothes
d) it's impossible to determine who should take out the garbage
After their 30th birthday, fewer than 10 % of women ever achieve:
a) multiple orchids
b) a satisfactory weight-loss program
c) a job that pays as much as a man's
d) comfortable shoes
It is not uncommon for the average male to worry about the size of his:
a) bank account
b) piano
c) office
d) necktie
An erogenous zone is an area where:
a) women tend to fall asleep
b) women tend to develop sudden headaches
c) men tend to laugh before the punchline
d) it is forbidden to park your rogenous
At least 50 % of males suffer from premature:
a) emasculation
b) matriculation
c) baldness
d) laughter before the punchline
Judeo-Christian tradition frowns on:
a) premarital sex
b) post-marital sex
c) the opposite sex
d) carnal knowledge with non-kosher animals
The average frequency of sexual relations is:
a) 78.8 megahertz
b) 92.3 kilohertz
c) 98.4 oyithertz
d) depends on your Italian ice-cream level
Which is not considered erotic vocabulary:
a) doo-doo
b) thingamajig
c) wee-wee
d) woogie-woogie
In your personal experience, sex is:
a) overrated but undersupplied
b) oversupplied but not overpriced
c) over there but not over here over
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