A man and a woman who have
never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After
the initial embarrassment,they both manage to get to sleep, the woman on the top
bunk,the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says, “I’m sorry to bother
you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me
another blanket.”
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, “I’ve got a better
idea….let’s pretend we’re married.”
“Why not,” giggles the woman.
“Right”, he replies. “Get your own fucking blanket.” |
