After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old
hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he
picks up a mirror and looks
in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture
of my daddy."
He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy,
didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before
leaving for the fields,
he would go there and look at it.
Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her
husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the
glass, she
fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."
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