According to Uncyclopedia, the prfect woman should meet these conditions:
* The perfect woman... must be very, very beautiful by most standards.
* The perfect woman... must be taller then most men, including the tall ones.
And then must be able to shrink perceptibly to that of a short woman for those
men that desire soft and cute women should the situation arise.
* The perfect woman... must have an eight inch waist.
* The perfect woman... must have PERFECT legs that are long, skinny, silky
forever.
* The Perfect woman... must be able to wear heels on the regular bases,
preferably heels that are over 6 inches in height and under 2 centimeters in
diameter.
* The perfect woman... must be smart, but pretend to be dumb.
* The perfect woman... must not hesitate to ojectify herself.
* The perfect woman... must be physically and socially between 18 and 30 years
old, like forever.
* The perfect woman... must have a vagina and a X chromosome.
* The perfect woman... must seem to be careless when she sees males in trouble
and show at least some sign of sadism.
* The perfect woman... must enjoy sex at least as much as her significant other.
* The perfect woman... must be willing to engage in sexual activity with other
women.
* The perfect woman... must never have a period.
* The perfect woman... must be able to cook well.
* The perfect woman... must have a sense of humor.
* The perfect woman... must be able to carry me gingerly around in a sack.
* The perfect woman... must have impossibly large boobs
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