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Online too long -

Category: Point to be Noted

Online too long

* You start introducing yourself as Jim at aol.com. 

* You get a tattoo that says "This body best veiwed with Internet Explorer 5.0." 

* You check your mail. It says "no new messages" so you check it again. 

* Your wife drapes a wig over the monitor to remind you of what she looks like. 

* You name your children Eudora, Mozzilla, and Dotcom. 

* All of your friends have an @ in their names. 

* You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html 

* You ask the plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair  in front of the computer with a toilet. 

* You start tilting your head sideways whenever you smile. :-) 

* As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road,  your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.


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PC Doc





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