A man walks into a bar and immediently notices a tiny man playing the piano behind the bar. Thinking not much of it he sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. Soon after being served the man is approched by the only other patron in the bar who reveals himself to be a magic genie capable of granting only one wish. After thinking for a short time the man replies he'd like a million bucks. Upon hearing this the genie makes a quick gesture and the bar is suddenly filled with a million ducks. "Hey what gives?" asks the man, "I said I wanted a million bucks not a million ducks!". "Hey buddy," the bartender chimes in "you really think that I wanted a nine inch pianist?" |
