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Category: Blonde

Nothing to loose

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer  on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting  her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her  10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer  one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could  not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could  not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. 

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth  and the nearest star?" 

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the  blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down  the hill with 4 legs?" 

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up  everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous  air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry  and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the  lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to you question?" 

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.


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