There was this woman who came into a ice cream shop and asked for one pint vanilla, one pint of chocolate, and one pint of strawberry. The man behind the counter said'
"I am sorry ma'am we do not have strawberry."
The woman said, "I am sorry I have had a long day at work. I would like one gallon vanilla, one gallon of chocolate, and one gallon of strawberry." The man behind the counter said again,
"I am sorry ma'am, we do not have strawberry."
The woman said, "I am sorry I have had a long day at work. I would like one scoop of vanilla, one scoop of chocolate, and one scoop of strawberry. So the guy behind the counter said,
"Can you spell the van in vanilla,"
" the woman said "v-a-n"
"Can you spell the choc in chocolate,"
"C-H-O-C,"
"Can you spell the freak in strawberry?"
"There is no freak in strawberry."
"That is what I have been trying to tell you, there is no freakin strawberry!" |
