Angelina says: "Your honor, we
beena marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he always picka his nose ana when we maka love
he a never letsa me on topa. I justa canna taka dis nomore."The judge listens
solemnly and then addresses Giuseppi. "Giuseppi, is disa true? You always a
picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top?? What have you gotta say fora
yourself?"Giuseppi says: "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and,
yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be onna da bottom. Itsa all go's aback
to when I'mma a younga boy. My poppa, he's a very smarta man. I always do
ev'ryting he'sa say. My poppa one day he says, "Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da
two main secrets ofa hava successful life: Number one, you always keepa your
nose clean. Ana number two, never screw up!"
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