Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over
the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked,"What
are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just
buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't
it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's
inside your f.....ing cat.
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