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Mommy is getting fat -

Category: Kids

Mommy is getting fat

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. 

She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!".

I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." 

"I know," she replied, "but what is growing in your butt?"


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