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Macho Man Meets His Match -

Category: Couple

Macho Man Meets His Match

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after  the wedding, laid down the following rules: 

" I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want  and I don't expect any hassle from you.  I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you.  I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want  with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.  those are my rules. Any comments? "

His new bride said, 
" No, that's fine with me. Just understand that  there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night  whether you're here or not."


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Jemi

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