Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after
the wedding, laid down the following rules:
" I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want
and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want
with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.
those are my rules. Any comments? "
His new bride said,
" No, that's fine with me. Just understand that
there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night
whether you're here or not." |
