A young technician and his boss board a train headed through the mountains. They
can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a
young woman and her
grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are
interested in each because they are giving each other “looks.” Soon the train
passes into a tunnel and
it is pitch black. There is a sound of the smack of a kiss followed by the sound
of the smack of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit
there without
saying a word.
The grandmother is thinking to herself: “It was very brash for that young man to
kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she slapped him.”
The boss is sitting there thinking: “I didn’t know the young tech was brave
enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t missed him when she slapped
and hit me!”
The young woman was sitting and thinking: “I’m glad the guy kissed me, but I
wish my grandmother had not slapped him!”
The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to
himself: “Life at work is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a
beautiful girl and slap
his boss all at the same time!
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