A priest & a rabbi were talking. The priest asks the rabbi, "Tell me, rabbi,
have you ever eaten ham?"
The rabbi says, "Father , I went to yeshiva (Jewish academy), I was raised in a
kosher home, I still keep a kosher home, how can you ask me this?"
The priest says, "C'mon rabbi, it's just the two of us. It won't go any further.
Have you ever eaten ham?".
"Well, OK", stammers the rabbi, "I have, but only once!".
The rabbi ponders a moment & turns to the priest & asks him, "Tell me , father,
have you ever been with a woman?"
The priest is a little taken aback and says, "Rabbi, I went to seminary. I have
taken strict vows of celibacy, how can you ask such a question?"
Now the rabbi replies, "You said it, father, it's just the two of us. Tell me,
have you ever been with a woman?"
The priest hems and haws a little and finally says, "Well, yes, but only once!"
The rabbi replies, "Sure beats ham, doesn't it?!!!"
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