One night a flying saucer landed in the back yard of Tim and Ingrid of
Pasadena, Texas. Two attractive aliens, one male and one female, emerged from
the saucer and introduced
themselves as Martians. They told their hosts they had come to planet Earth to
conduct an experiment.
Tim asked, "What do you want from us?"
The experiment was research on having sex with Earthlings, the aliens replied.
"Would you two like to assist us with or experiment?"
Tim and Ingrid thought it over and said okay. Tim took the female alien into one
bedroom and Ingrid took the male alien into the other bedroom. After the male
was undressed,
Ingrid looked him over and started laughing. The alien asked what was so funny.
Ingrid replied, "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have laughed...It's just that you're not
large enough to
satisfy any woman on Earth!"
The alien replied, "No problem. Watch this." He grabbed his ears and it grew 10
inches.
With a smile, Ingrid exclaimed, "Now that's more like it!"
A few hours later, after the aliens had gone, Tim asked Ingrid, "Did you enjoy
sex with the alien?"
"It was fantastic," replied Ingrid. Ingrid asked, "How about you? Did you enjoy
sex with the alien?"
Tim replied, "It was okay except she kept pulling my ears." |
