An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman lurking in the
shadows.
’Twenty dollars,” she whispers.
Paddy had never had a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only twenty
bucks. So they hide in the bushes.
They’re going at it for a couple of minutes when, all of a sudden, a light
flashes on them. It’s a police officer.
’What’s going on here, people?’ asks the officer. ‘I’m making love to me wife,’
the Irishman answers sounding annoyed.
’Oh, I’m so sorry,’ says the cop, ‘I didn’t know.’
’Well, needer did I,’ says Paddy, ’til ya shoined dat bloody light in her
face!!!
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