Intel Poem
"Intel Inside!,"
Intel vied,
with ample pride
world wide
in guide
"Proven and tried!".
"Intel Inside!"
Budgets sighed;
millions buyed;
RISC sales dried
like ancient bride.
"Intel Inside?"
Can't divide!
Scientists cried,
fit to be tied,
and numbers fried.
"Intel Inside?"
Can't divide!!
Pi's pied
when FDIV died
and accuracy denied.
"Intel Inside?"
Can't divide?
Executives hide
from "outside"
during Intel bide
on warranty decide.
"Intel Inside?"
Can't divide?!!
See "Thalidomide".
(Taken for a ride.)
Intel lied.
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