Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Toms's
Father asked how much his last date had cost.
Tom calculated a while then replied, "Oh, about $50 or so I think."
"Well," said his Father, "I'm proud of you for finally coming up with an
inexpensive evening."
"To be honest Dad," Tom went on, "we'd have done more, but that was
all the money she had." |
