Two lovers interested in spiritualism and reincarnation vowed that if
either died, the other one remaining would try to contact the partner
in the other world exactly 30 days after their dying. As luck would
have it, a few weeks later the young man died in a car wreck. True to
her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world
exactly 30 days later.
At the seance, she called out, "John, dear John; this is Martha. Do you
hear me?"
A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes Martha, this is John; I can hear you."
Martha tearfully asked, "Oh John, what is it like where you are?"
"It's beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of
the time."
"Well what do you do all day," asked Martha.
"Well Martha, we get up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, and
there's nothing but sex until noon. After lunch, we nap until two and
then have more sex until about five. After dinner, we go at it again
until we fall asleep about 11 p.m.."
Martha was somewhat taken aback. "Is that what heaven really is like?"
"Heaven???? I'm not in heaven Martha."
"Well then where are you?"
"I'm a jack rabbit in Arizona." |
