A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work
cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman
entered. She was so striking that the man could not take
his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his
overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward him.
Before he could offer his apologies for being so
rude, the young woman said to him:
" I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do,
no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, 'You have to tell me what you want
me to do in just three words.'
The man considered her proposition for a moment,
withdrew his wallet from his pocket & slowly counted
out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young
woman's hand.
He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said :
"Paint my house." |
