A new, special kind of store
just opened up in a Manhatten shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes
that’s right - women can browse men from floors of choices.
Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level
bringing an positive attributes… a nifty setup - with a catch. As you open the
door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you
cannot go back down except to exit the building. Interesting, right?
So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads
the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I
wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The
woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up
she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are
extremely good looking. “Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework. “Wow!” exclaims the woman,
“very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up
another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic
streak. “Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So
up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 7,548,652 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that women are
impossible to please.
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