A bus carrying only ugly people is involved in a crash, and
everyone on the bus dies. They go to Heaven.
Because of the grief they have suffered, St. Pete decides to grant them one
wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and St. Pete asks the first one what their wish is.
The first person answers, "I want to be beautiful,"
and so St. Pete snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line sees this and says "I want to be beautiful too.
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while, but when St. Pete is halfway down the line, the
last person in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left,
this man is rolling on to the floor, laughing his pants off.
Finally, St. Pete gets to the end of the line and asks the laughing one what
his wish will be.
The man eventually catches his breath, and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again". |
