Little Johnny comes home from
catholic school with a black eye. His father see's it and says "Johnny, how many
times do I have to tell you not to fight with
the other boys?"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our
prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the
crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit
me!"Johnny", the father said. You don't do those kind of things to women.Sure
enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and
blue.Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!""But Dad" Johnny
said.
"It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up
and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then
Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled t out.
Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"
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