Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate
on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. His father
tried every way possible to get Johnny to occupy himself... television, ice
cream, homework, video games, but the youngster insisted on running back and
forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held. The other players
became so annoyed that they threatened to quit the game and all go home.
At this point, the boy's uncle stood up, took Johnny by the hand, and led him
out of the room.
The uncle soon returned back to the poker table without Johnny, and without
comment the game resumed.
For the rest of the afternoon, little Johnny was nowhere to be seen and the card
players continued without any further interruptions.
After the poker game ended, the father asked Johnny's uncle, "What in the world
did you say to Johnny? I haven't heard a peep from him all day!"
"Not much," the boy's uncle replied.
"I just showed him how to masturbate." |
