A healthy young couple decided they wanted to get married would do so at a
beautiful warm
resort on the beach in the Caribean.
All was set up for the ceremony, the guests were in there chairs slowly sinking
in the
sand, the groom stood by the alter with a huge smile, and the minister stood
patiently
alongside awaiting the arrival of the bride to be. The evening was beautiful.
The waves
from the ocean lapped at the shore and the sun was performing a rich warm
sunset.
Then she arrived and walked proudly down the beach holding her flowers and
smiling from ear
to ear. When she stood in front of the minister she put down the flowers and
everyone saw
she was topless.
The minister stopped and advised the young woman, “I can’t marry you like that,
its not
right.”
The young bride looked him in the eye and said, “yes you can, I have a divine
right.”
The minister responded by saying; “yes you have a divine right, and you also
have a divine
left, but I can’t marry you dressed like that.” |