A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment.
The receptionist
said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an
examination
room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.
She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to
please examine
her vagina.
So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his
examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to
involve a
very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation."
"I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here
could you just
replace the batteries? " |
