A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked
for a whiskey and soda, which was promptly brought and placed before
him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen brazen
whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"I didn't know we had a choice." |
