A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a
haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy
leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks,
"How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of
customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A week later, the same
guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy
leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill,
follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into
the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he
left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."
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