A blonde decided to try horseback riding, even though
she had no prior experience.
She mounted the horse unassisted, and the horse
immediately sprang into motion. It galloped along at a
steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde began to slip
from the saddle. In terror, she grabbed for the horse's
mane, but couldn't seem to get a firm grip. She tried
to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slid
down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse galloped along, seemingly impervious to its
slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she
leapt away from the horse to try and throw herself to
safety. Unfortunately, her foot became entangled in the
stirrup and she was at the mercy of the horse's pounding
hooves as her head struck the ground over and over.
As her head was battered against the ground, she was
mere moments away from unconsciousness. Then, to her
great fortune, the Wal-Mart manager saw her and shut the
horse off. |
