Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few
days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young
woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said,
‘You’re really doing great, aren’t you?’
Morris replied, ‘Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be
cheerful.”
The doctor said, ‘I didn’t say that.. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be
careful.’ |
