A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.
He asks the man," Where did you get such a big lighter?"
The man replies, "See that man playing piano over there? He's a
genie and he'll grant you one wish."
So the guy walks over to the genie and says, "I wish for a million bucks." All of a sudden the room fills up with a million ducks.
The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says,
"That genie is a little hard of hearing, isn't he?"
The guy replies, "Yeah. You think I asked for a 14 inch bic?" |
