There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the
confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."The priest
said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."The young woman said, "Last night my
boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times."The priest thought long
and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the
juice."The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"The priest
said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."
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