The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “YOU CAN BE THE MAN
OF YOUR HOUSE.”
“He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to
know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
“You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
“After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of
sex that I want.
“Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my
back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and
hands.
“Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
The wife replied, “The fricking funeral director would be my first guess!”
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