A Bus stops and two men get on. They sit down and
engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind
them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized
when she hears one of the men say the following:
Emma come first, Den I come.
Den two asses come togeder.
I come once-a-mora.
Two asses, they come togeder again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.
"You foul mouthed swine" says the lady, "in this country we
don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady" said the man "I'm a justa tellin' my
friend how to spella 'Mississippi' " |
