From the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream
reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to
investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming
about in there?" he yells, "You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time
I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of
my privates."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You
idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!" |
