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Call on an Expert

Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when he accidentally swallowed a quarter. He went crying to  his mom, choking on the quarter. 

They took him to a doctor, who said that the quarter was  impossible to remove without surgery, they consulted a  specialist who was of the same opinion. Then came a man  who said he could get the money out in a jiffy. 

He turned little Johnny upside down and patted him with  great precision on the back of neck and, sure enough,  the quarter rolled out. Everyone was amazed, the father  said You must be an expert! The man replied, 

No sir I'm just a tax collector.


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